garaks-padded-bra:

garaks-padded-bra:

babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

Same kid just passed me a note reading “I Ned Car”

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I was like why do you need a car? And he just sighed and kicked the floor and said “Needa get outta here man.”.

wayneradiotv:

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sleepyyghostt:

I LOVE BLORBO FROM MY SOMEONE ELSE’S OC

fecto:

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loverbear-butch:

loverbear-butch:

some of you are out here thinking being a lesbian = attracted to femininity or being a gay man = attracted to masculinity and like… i’m begging y’all to look more into the deeply rich and complex history and depth of gay attraction

like no i’m not attracted to men yes i’m attracted to hairy transmasc nonbinary lesbians who have taken T no that’s not contradictory you just need to try opening your mind and experiencing the world a bit

justintaco:

Kyle Gordon - Planet of the Bass (feat. DJ Crazy Times & Ms. Biljana Electronica) [Official Video]

fleshpod:

mielnah-deactivated20220722:

are they… you know…? *makes a stabbing motion*

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sunshinenosun:

sunshinenosun:

saturday night baby no limits go bonkers go berserk

Tuesday night baby no limits go bonkers go berserk

saffronia-archive:

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metamelonisle:

metamelonisle:

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ii was trying to season reheated mcdonalds fries i took the cap off for some reason without realizing it and i

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I’M NOT CURSED BY A PHARAOH!! I’M NOT!!!!!